I don’t care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
Creep - Radiohead (via si-jetais-ecrivain)
Pop quiz, hotshot: There's a pair of big giant boobies in your face. Huge. Floppy, wibbly wobbly boobs. What do you do? What DO you DO?!
Anonymous
sexualfavours:
glub-on-it:

not again

glub-on-it:

not again

tastefullyoffensive:

[kingofthellamas]
You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)
jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic